Sure I could get to Rome in an hour, but what about the journey?
Last year I met a real hot babe while swimming in a bay off a Greek island.
Drying off, we got to talking, then walking along the cliff, before finding somewhere nice to sit down for a drink.
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Brigid Delaney is a Guardian Australia columnist